|The horse before (Des)cart(es)?|
No, the real reason you don’t put the cart before the horse is simple:
THE FUCKING HORSE RUNS AWAY!
That’s right. As you get busy arranging that cart, turning your back for just a minute, a mere tick of time, that ungrateful horse just ups and leaves. And let me tell you Folks, chasing down a horse once it has a head on and he’s full of thoughts of freedom and green pastures elsewhere, well, that takes time and dedication.
So, I’ve been chasing that damn horse for the better part of a year and trying to situate things better so I don’t, in the future, waste even more time running around in the puckerbrush cursing the horse, myself and life in general.
There is a better way that I hope I found which will make life so much easier and allow me to finally get my cart rolling in the direction I intended.